KNOB OF THE WEEK The award this week goes to rubber lips the hunchback MvG. After his semi final he was asked if Luke Humphries was the best player in the world currently, and Quasimdo's twin uttered than how he has not beat him, then Shrek bottled it in the final despite leading 9-5, and in one leg to take it to a decider did a chizzy and bottled 8 darts. Looking at his inflated silicon looking features as he lost was magnificent. As most know I always disliked Scumphries as he came across as entitled, condescending and an odious maggot, but now that he has won 3 of the last 4 tv titles he has every right to act smug and entitled, but is still an odious fucker. Credit where credit is due, in a space of 49 days, Scumphries has hoisted 3 ranking TV titles. He won more ranking tv titles in those 49 days than Bellyboy has won in fifteen years...15. Humphries has won more ranking TV titles in front of a crowd in those 49 days than Price has won in his career as the bulk of his came i

  KNOB OF THE WEEK The award this week goes to Twat Porter for his kiss ass crawling and pretense of supporting Trans people, not because he truly believes in it, but because it is now fashionable for companies to act this way. I know right now some intellectually stunted morons are probably wetting themselves at the thought of banding about some transphobe comment around. Ever notice those people who get upset the most over labeling people have no problem throwing them around when its something they do not like ? I could not care if the PDC fly Trans flags, my issue is this same twat Porter who also in the past sucked up to the gay community with their rainbow laces has no problem going to Muslim countries, like Bahrain and United Arab Emirates and taking their money. The absolute hypocrisy of this cunt. For example, the cornholing caller Huw Ware would get the death penalty in Dubai for his bumming activities. That biological male that plays in the Munter series would also be breakin

  KNOB OF THE WEEK   I don't think I have ever heard or read as much shit during a competition as I have in the last week. Right out of the gate Teeth McDonald said "welcome to the beautiful city of Wolverhampton"....let that resonate for a moment. Prior to the Chizzy Bunting game we were told these buzzwords and phrases 'Fully focused', 'fast' , 'full of swagger', 'enjoy the Chizzy show'. Remember this is the same comp only a few years ago did a promo for Ian White and had in bold letters during the promo "thrives under pressure". There has to be some in joke going on in their promo department. With Bunting needing 135 in one leg so called expert Dan Dawson said you need the bull to take out 135. Was he in Dean Winstanley's class at school ? Beau Greaves had a basic 88 average and lost to Stutters Aspinall but the panel spent more time discussing Greaves who lost instead of the winner and then try pretend there is no agenda.

  KNOB OF THE WEEK Last week I spoke how the whole qualifying criteria for the Grand slam was a clusterfuck and as if by sheer spite they doubled down and compounded their stupidity with not only the draw, but the schedule. Last week 8 players came through a depleted field, won 3 scabby game and qualified, so surely this would see one qualifier in each group right ? Of course not, that would make sense, instead you have a group like group A where you have the current world champion Smith, euros runner up Wade, Euro tour winner Ratajki and youth world champion runner up, all in one group with no qualifier, yet group D had 2 qualifiers. How does that make sense ? Then to compound how ridiculous it all was even more, they decided to have 8 seeds, which would be understandable if it was done based on the top 8 major winners, instead Noppert who had failed to qualify initially, and only got in via a qualifier was now a seed, and the UK Open winner...not runner up but Winner Andrew Gilding w

  KNOB OF THE WEEK Who else would get KotW this week but the same organisation that has got it this time every year for the last 11 years. Originally it was Barry Hearn but now Twat Porter. The qualification process for the Grand Slam is the most idiotic shambles of a clusterfuck and this is down to 2 reasons. The first reason was when it first became a ranking comp they were still inviting players in to it. No invitational competition should ever be ranked, and now that the BDO/WDF jobbers have been deprived of  coming cap in hand for a handout that still leaves, the second issue which is the qualification process. Ross Smith only 2 weeks ago  played in a Players Championship, that consisted of 128 players. A field that included the likes of Cross, Noppert, Wright, Chizzy, Wade etc. He did not win just one or 2 games, he won 7 straight games, hit 5 ton plus averages along the way and I believe a 9 darter. He won the competition, a proper ranking competition, but somehow winning this r

  KNOB OF THE WEEK Take a look at this when Jacquie asks Chris Mason who he thinks will win the European Championships and the knob proceeds to pck a player who was not good enough to even qualify and was not even in the event.  This is indicative of the general standard throughout in darts in the last few years. Obviously there are a minor few exceptions to the rule, like John Part and Mark Webster, and its not that both are great, its that the others are so awful they automatically seem better by comparison. There are 3 groups, those that have no fucking clue, those like Mardle, then there are the ass kissers like Dawson, Pyke, Murphy etc and then there are the munters , hired only because of their gender and not their experience or ability or basic knowledge. Some on comms fall in to 2 categories , some 3. For example its like every player who is under 24, is being touted as a future world champion, every kid is hyped non stop. This has gone on for years, we were told by Rod Harring

  KNOB OF THE WEEK This week the award goes to Nathan Aspinall for his dismal performances in the players Championships.  After 28 of the 30 players champs, he lies 92nd in the rankings. On Wednesday and Thursday, where even a first round win can get you 750 quid, he manage to go out first round both days, and hen compound it by pulling out of Friday's event. I do not even know if he has resigned himself to the fact he might not qualify as he stands 4,750 behind, and that is providing those in 64th do not pick up any more money. True he defends only a first round defeat, but this is not an event he choose to not participate in , like Gary Anderson in the euro tours for example, Asp has attended many events and bombed first round on a regular basis to players who will always be ranked below him as he was a seeded player To put things in to perspective. If a player won just one solitary game in a players champs,and did that for the whole year that would be 750 quid by 30, over 2 year