Last week I spoke how the whole qualifying criteria for the Grand slam was a clusterfuck and as if by sheer spite they doubled down and compounded their stupidity with not only the draw, but the schedule.
Last week 8 players came through a depleted field, won 3 scabby game and qualified, so surely this would see one qualifier in each group right ?
Of course not, that would make sense, instead you have a group like group A where you have the current world champion Smith, euros runner up Wade, Euro tour winner Ratajki and youth world champion runner up, all in one group with no qualifier, yet group D had 2 qualifiers. How does that make sense ?
Then to compound how ridiculous it all was even more, they decided to have 8 seeds, which would be understandable if it was done based on the top 8 major winners, instead Noppert who had failed to qualify initially, and only got in via a qualifier was now a seed, and the UK Open winner...not runner up but Winner Andrew Gilding was not a seed.
Can anyone understand the sense of all this ? If Noppert had lost to Soutar in the qualifier they would not make Soutar a seed would they ?
I guess it is only fitting that a ridiculous competition, with retarded qualify criteria, would have a fucked up seeding and draw. A draw that was not live either, done behind closed doors with no witnesses as if it was just made up a they went along.
Then came the schedule, obviously MvG the rubber lipped hunchback cunt with the easiest group as always, gets the preferential treatment as always, and his game against Pinocchio is put on for the prime slot on Saturday night. Seriously ? The PDC or Sky or possibly both decided to stick games like Ryan Searle v Gian van Veen & Chris Dobey v Josh Rock , games that look very tasty on in the afternoon, whilst a wife cheating badly prick gets to rape an anteater in the prime slot. Thankfully the obese petulant prick Bellyboy follows that game, so I can finish the session early after the Peter Wright game and not have to watch that rim fest and 2 one sided affairs.
The saddest thing was when they made this shit event a ranking one, all because that miserable bald , head thatched prick Barney had a cry a few years ago. Its now a joke of an event, on the plus side, I am glad Barney is not there.
WDF SHIT
An hour down the road from me the WDF Killarney Open took place earlier. I was asked what I thought about Irish players winning both the male and female events. I could not give 2 fucks if they were won by Mongolian Male midgets identifying as munters. I was told Shane McGuirk hit an 98 average in the quarters, another 98 in the semis, and a ton average in the final, in the munters event 3 of the 4 semi finalists were Irish with Katie Sheldon winning, and that was great, but since winning this wont even get you in to the WDF annual comedy festival, who gives a flying fuck ?
MODUS
I know I said I had zero interest in last weeks champions week, but by fuck this weeks line up was abysmal. They had Keelan Kay who you simply cannot watch because of his mouth. Its like watching Callan Rydz with the hair, once you see it you cannot focus on anything else, this week they also had Willie Borland who has teeth that remind me of an abandoned graveyard. Another you cannot focus on the game once you see them. Modus then topped it off with some euro jobbers I never heard of. So that was given a skip this week.
