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 KNOB OF THE WEEK I am sure must not be the only one sick to the fucking teeth of Twat Porter and his bullshit, of course people who do not agree with me will cry about my opinions, so lets start with 5 actual facts that are not up for dispute. 1. The Men's WDF Lakeshite winner was not good enough to get through Q- school and earn a tour card despite how the PDC tries bullshit its viewers and have you believe this jobberfest comp is a legitimate world championships 2. The Women's WDF Lakeshite winner also was not good enough to get through Q- school and earn a tour card despite all the blatant lies how the women are as good as the men. 3. Devon Petersen, the recently crowned ADC Global Champion was not good enough to get to the second stage of Q-school let alone get a tour card. 4. Darius Labanaskaus, the reigning Modus Champion of Champions another that was not good enough to get through Q-school and he also flopped. 5. Pinnochio Sherrock was not good enough to get through Q- ...
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  KNOB OF THE WEEK I see many dart fans now claiming not to be interested in the upcoming Premier League and some even are surprised by the selection process., as if this was the first year ever that favouritism trumps ability, where being in the clique out ranks title wins etc. Some people are so stupid. I said during KotW when De Decker went out early at Ally Pally De Decker was fucked, he is not in the clique, the PDC did not want him winning any event despite any pretend joy they had for him. Their golden boy all year was Littler. De Decker is not the first TV ranking title winner to be ignored in the Premier League selection, but unlike Gilding, Smudger and Cross  who won their tv titles on ITV, De Decker won it on Sky TV  so surely Sky would want him as one of their picks right ? You can make an argument about Price to a certain extent being more deserving than Aspinall being an ex world champion, but that argument fails when Cross was a former world champion when h...
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    KNOB OF THE WEEK The PDC announced Dom Taylor failed a drug test. Right away assumptions were made by many on social media as to what it might be. I don't know and doubt many do, The common assumption is coke due to his slighter frame unlike most players which have some form of obesity or a belly like a woman who is 9 months pregnant. As someone who is of similar build in terms of weight ignorant people will always assume any person of greyhound breed, or a person who keeps fit and has a proper diet most be a coke user, which says more about them. The truth is we do not know, he could even have been prescribed prednisone steroids by a doctor and not informed the PDC and could show up as an illegal substance. I do not believe the PDC have the right to know a players personal medical condition, if such is the case.  Look how Pinocchio bloated out on steroids last year over her illness, which I presumed she had informed the PDC of. If it is recreational drugs, be it coke...
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  KNOB OF THE WEEK For years, I have witnessed lefties, liberal, woketards constantly try force their mentally ill agenda upon the planet. Here are a group of absolute cunts that  rant on and on about free speech, equality, decency, etc, how violence is evil, whilst they sit in judgement of others acting smug as if they had some sort of moral superiority, pretending how tolerant they are. These people who claim to be advocates of free speech had their feelings hurt by my blog and now my original site is down yet again.....so this week I am using a back up site. This week these utter  cunts, entitled bitches, cross dressing sickos, child endangering freaks got a kick up their non binary holes, with the public overwhelmingly choosing Donald Trump in the US Elections. It did not take long for the supposed left to drop their facade and show ther true colours, issuing death threats etc, attacking people for their opinions, seems this tolerance they pretended to have was soon g...
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  KNOB OF THE WEEK Not even a week after this twat tried to convince people alcohol was not an integral part of darts, he doubled down on his predictability and showed yet again the favouritsim  towards certain players in the selection for the Glorified Invitation Roadshow also known as the Premier League. Even before the selection was made we all knew the line up and even predicted it before the announcement So back in 2021 Rob Cross won the European championships, and whilst not one of the big top 4 majors, it was still a TV title, and a ranking one at that, but it was deemed not important enough for it to get Cross selected for the Premier League, that would follow only a couple of months later. The following year in 2022 Ross Smith won the same European Championships and again it was deemed not important enough for Smudger to be selected for the  Premier League.  In 2023 Peter Wright did noting all year, bombed out early in the world Champs throwing absolute muc...
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 KNOB OF THE WEEK The award this week was initially going to be that prick Twat Porter but he was pipped at the post..step forward the former World champion, here is a guy who has done nothing of note in 12 months.Remember the same guy that was hyped for OVER A DECADE, before he finally won a tv title. When he won the Worlds that lump of human shit wrapped in skin Wayne Mardle told us how the floodgates would open. The fat cunt has done nothing of note this year, he has in fact regressed, and blames everyone else for his failings, an even if he wins an odd game he still has an issue with his opponent. As a former World Champion has there ever been a worse defending Champion ? He did not just lose defending his title, he got raped 4-0. The only player I can think of that could possibly come close is John Part back in 2008, and even then they had prime Taylor, Barney and Wade and less TV titles than they do now and spent most of his time traveling home to Canada The Bellyboy supporte...
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 KNOB OF THE WEEK In the decades I have been watching the game I never have seen such a bunch of softer cunts in my life than not only the players, but the so called journalists, I say so called as how many of them actually have a journalism degree or studied it in college, ? Basically glorified fan boys sucking up to the most mentally frail players to even dilute the game at the top end. This week we had the little short mentally fragile taffy whiner Price bemoan the fans yet again and claim he was going to boycott the world championships. Remember this is a player who won the bulk of his TV titles in empty arenas during covid and takes to instagram to cry the minute he leaves the stage after a defeat. I am convinced he believes if he makes the idle threats he thinks fans will get worried and suddenly cheer him like he was using some emotional blackmail. I like him as a player, but he can fuck off for all I care if he is doing his little spoiled brat and hurt feelings routine. The...
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  KNOB OF THE WEEK The WDF  hilariously entitled "World championships"  was a complete dismal affair, how this org can call this a World championships is a complete joke an an embarrassment to the game. I tweeted this tonight But this was not a surprise to most people as I asked almost a week ago on twitter how long it would take for the highest average at Bobs Salmonella Center to be beaten. In the poll  gave 3 options not realizing the first day only had one session, and of the time of writing almost 93% off those that voted  believed the highest Lakeshite average, which was 97 which was gotten by Dennis Nilsson would be beaten in the first day Poll Here: POLL  That said congratulations Andy Baetens a player ranked #176 in the PDC on winning the December Debacle, who now heads to Q-school. The Mushrooms will be sweating, cos if the WDF winner fails to get a card I will laugh and be sure to remind them on a regular basis. ---------------------------  ...
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  KNOB OF THE WEEK No surprise the WDF wins Knob of the Week, but here is the thing, its not for the reasons people think it is. Former multiple Womens champion Anastasia Dobromyslova was banned from entering WDF competitions and qualifying for this clusterfuck of an event. The reason given for her unfair ban was because she was Russian,as somehow Russia are evil, yet the Ukranian cunt Zelensky just bought a £75 million yacht, and has his grubby hand out begging other nations whilst their male population, without a set of balls all decided to fuck off to Ireland and rape the social welfare system instead of fighting. Anastasia being Russian was unfairly punished bcause of the actions of Putin, yet Anastasia has been living and working in the UK for many many years. It is quite straight forward, in the WDF there is a Mens game and a Womens game. Biological men should be in the...wait for it...Mens game. Yet  a man was allowed play in the Womens events and qualified for the clus...