KNOB OF THE WEEK Not even a week after this twat tried to convince people alcohol was not an integral part of darts, he doubled down on his predictability and showed yet again the favouritsim  towards certain players in the selection for the Glorified Invitation Roadshow also known as the Premier League. Even before the selection was made we all knew the line up and even predicted it before the announcement So back in 2021 Rob Cross won the European championships, and whilst not one of the big top 4 majors, it was still a TV title, and a ranking one at that, but it was deemed not important enough for it to get Cross selected for the Premier League, that would follow only a couple of months later. The following year in 2022 Ross Smith won the same European Championships and again it was deemed not important enough for Smudger to be selected for the  Premier League.  In 2023 Peter Wright did noting all year, bombed out early in the world Champs throwing absolute muck with multiple set

 KNOB OF THE WEEK The award this week was initially going to be that prick Twat Porter but he was pipped at the post..step forward the former World champion, here is a guy who has done nothing of note in 12 months.Remember the same guy that was hyped for OVER A DECADE, before he finally won a tv title. When he won the Worlds that lump of human shit wrapped in skin Wayne Mardle told us how the floodgates would open. The fat cunt has done nothing of note this year, he has in fact regressed, and blames everyone else for his failings, an even if he wins an odd game he still has an issue with his opponent. As a former World Champion has there ever been a worse defending Champion ? He did not just lose defending his title, he got raped 4-0. The only player I can think of that could possibly come close is John Part back in 2008, and even then they had prime Taylor, Barney and Wade and less TV titles than they do now and spent most of his time traveling home to Canada The Bellyboy supporters c

 KNOB OF THE WEEK In the decades I have been watching the game I never have seen such a bunch of softer cunts in my life than not only the players, but the so called journalists, I say so called as how many of them actually have a journalism degree or studied it in college, ? Basically glorified fan boys sucking up to the most mentally frail players to even dilute the game at the top end. This week we had the little short mentally fragile taffy whiner Price bemoan the fans yet again and claim he was going to boycott the world championships. Remember this is a player who won the bulk of his TV titles in empty arenas during covid and takes to instagram to cry the minute he leaves the stage after a defeat. I am convinced he believes if he makes the idle threats he thinks fans will get worried and suddenly cheer him like he was using some emotional blackmail. I like him as a player, but he can fuck off for all I care if he is doing his little spoiled brat and hurt feelings routine. The pro

  KNOB OF THE WEEK The WDF  hilariously entitled "World championships"  was a complete dismal affair, how this org can call this a World championships is a complete joke an an embarrassment to the game. I tweeted this tonight But this was not a surprise to most people as I asked almost a week ago on twitter how long it would take for the highest average at Bobs Salmonella Center to be beaten. In the poll  gave 3 options not realizing the first day only had one session, and of the time of writing almost 93% off those that voted  believed the highest Lakeshite average, which was 97 which was gotten by Dennis Nilsson would be beaten in the first day Poll Here: POLL  That said congratulations Andy Baetens a player ranked #176 in the PDC on winning the December Debacle, who now heads to Q-school. The Mushrooms will be sweating, cos if the WDF winner fails to get a card I will laugh and be sure to remind them on a regular basis. ---------------------------  It never ceases to amaze

  KNOB OF THE WEEK No surprise the WDF wins Knob of the Week, but here is the thing, its not for the reasons people think it is. Former multiple Womens champion Anastasia Dobromyslova was banned from entering WDF competitions and qualifying for this clusterfuck of an event. The reason given for her unfair ban was because she was Russian,as somehow Russia are evil, yet the Ukranian cunt Zelensky just bought a £75 million yacht, and has his grubby hand out begging other nations whilst their male population, without a set of balls all decided to fuck off to Ireland and rape the social welfare system instead of fighting. Anastasia being Russian was unfairly punished bcause of the actions of Putin, yet Anastasia has been living and working in the UK for many many years. It is quite straight forward, in the WDF there is a Mens game and a Womens game. Biological men should be in the...wait for it...Mens game. Yet  a man was allowed play in the Womens events and qualified for the clusterfuck e

  KNOB OF THE WEEK The award this week goes to rubber lips the hunchback MvG. After his semi final he was asked if Luke Humphries was the best player in the world currently, and Quasimdo's twin uttered than how he has not beat him, then Shrek bottled it in the final despite leading 9-5, and in one leg to take it to a decider did a chizzy and bottled 8 darts. Looking at his inflated silicon looking features as he lost was magnificent. As most know I always disliked Scumphries as he came across as entitled, condescending and an odious maggot, but now that he has won 3 of the last 4 tv titles he has every right to act smug and entitled, but is still an odious fucker. Credit where credit is due, in a space of 49 days, Scumphries has hoisted 3 ranking TV titles. He won more ranking tv titles in those 49 days than Bellyboy has won in fifteen years...15. Humphries has won more ranking TV titles in front of a crowd in those 49 days than Price has won in his career as the bulk of his came i

  KNOB OF THE WEEK The award this week goes to Twat Porter for his kiss ass crawling and pretense of supporting Trans people, not because he truly believes in it, but because it is now fashionable for companies to act this way. I know right now some intellectually stunted morons are probably wetting themselves at the thought of banding about some transphobe comment around. Ever notice those people who get upset the most over labeling people have no problem throwing them around when its something they do not like ? I could not care if the PDC fly Trans flags, my issue is this same twat Porter who also in the past sucked up to the gay community with their rainbow laces has no problem going to Muslim countries, like Bahrain and United Arab Emirates and taking their money. The absolute hypocrisy of this cunt. For example, the cornholing caller Huw Ware would get the death penalty in Dubai for his bumming activities. That biological male that plays in the Munter series would also be breakin

  KNOB OF THE WEEK   I don't think I have ever heard or read as much shit during a competition as I have in the last week. Right out of the gate Teeth McDonald said "welcome to the beautiful city of Wolverhampton"....let that resonate for a moment. Prior to the Chizzy Bunting game we were told these buzzwords and phrases 'Fully focused', 'fast' , 'full of swagger', 'enjoy the Chizzy show'. Remember this is the same comp only a few years ago did a promo for Ian White and had in bold letters during the promo "thrives under pressure". There has to be some in joke going on in their promo department. With Bunting needing 135 in one leg so called expert Dan Dawson said you need the bull to take out 135. Was he in Dean Winstanley's class at school ? Beau Greaves had a basic 88 average and lost to Stutters Aspinall but the panel spent more time discussing Greaves who lost instead of the winner and then try pretend there is no agenda.