KNOB OF THE WEEK
The PDC announced Dom Taylor failed a drug test. Right away assumptions were made by many on social media as to what it might be. I don't know and doubt many do, The common assumption is coke due to his slighter frame unlike most players which have some form of obesity or a belly like a woman who is 9 months pregnant. As someone who is of similar build in terms of weight ignorant people will always assume any person of greyhound breed, or a person who keeps fit and has a proper diet most be a coke user, which says more about them. The truth is we do not know, he could even have been prescribed prednisone steroids by a doctor and not informed the PDC and could show up as an illegal substance. I do not believe the PDC have the right to know a players personal medical condition, if such is the case. Look how Pinocchio bloated out on steroids last year over her illness, which I presumed she had informed the PDC of. If it is recreational drugs, be it coke, weed or whatever you can argue he was stupid, but I do find it odd how its always the lower ranked players that get tested. Robbie Green was once banned for 2 months for smoke, Burnett got a year and a half for coke, sure is amazing how no player in the upper seedings of the game never took a recreational drug or so the PDC would have you believe, its almost like once their ranking changes, so does their lifestyle.
Meanwhile, players have appeared on TV giving interviews clearly pissed out of their skulls, remember the eloquence of Mickey Mansell a few years back or guys with beer bellies bullshitting viewers. Take Peter Wright for example, who once told us he was a vegan, yet has a gut like he was swallowing whole water melons.
I personally do not care what players do in their private life, what I despise are players that are match fixing cunts like Wessel Nijman more, guys that have no business in the game.
THE GRAND SLAM
After being very fortunate to get past Mike De Decker in the Slam The obese kekbab guzzler Littler had a piss easy draw against Fattimena and watched Modus on the Saturday night instead, as watching one sided hammerings do not constitute great viewing for me. Sure enough after the vaping obese kid won he drew Gando and again this was another game he was the second best player and should have lost. The final was jobber Lukeman against Littler who is not only a far superior player and had the luck on his side. I went to the pub, why would I spend my time watching a one sided rout where comms would rim the obese fat cunt for the hour of whatever long it took.Glad I missed it, seemed it was over so quick sky had to do repeats, promos etc to fill up the time. I still have not seen it, no point now, but read on a forum that Lukeman was pissed drunk, seems that image for the game is ok....go figure.
THE PLAYERS CHAMPIONSHIPS
This started today but due to work saw only the end of the Kim Huybrechts match. I will never tire of watching the cheating match fixing cunt Wessel Nijman lose, even if its to the angry Belgian Orphan.The big upsets were the defeats of Wade going out to Stephen Burton, Searle losing to de Graaf, and Van Veen who has been in great form losing to Scott Williams despite averaging nearly 105. Cullen was raped by Dave dismal, so I suspect that game was not televised. I am not making excuses for Wade, Van Veen etc but personally if I was at the Grand slam and then had to rock up to this meaningless event in a holiday camp shithole in bitter cold weather to play in a fucking tent in November, I do not think an early round defeat would be a problem. I am only surprised no player pulled out from playing. Seriously who wants to be playing in a tent in winter ?
So when the evening session began and the favourites dropped like flies, including Clayton, Price, Wright,Dobey,Bunting etc who all went out and hardly any of them seemed to even give a shit, it only strengthened my belief that most top players would rather fuck off home than hang around that place for the weekend in the bitter cold or maybe there is another reason.
Here is a question for the readers....Would players throw games to get a better draw in the World Champs ? For some players it worked out very very convenient. For example, Price lost to Tricole, so is now down to 10th seed, and is no longer in the Humphries and Littler half of the draw, and now is in the Bellyboy and Hunchback half of the draw. Make no mistake this has to be a better draw for Price.
Price is also now in line to play Joe Cullen instead of Mike De Decker, so tell me how Price losing tonight and going home early is a bad thing
Were the defeats of Price, Cullen, Wade, Dobey, Wright, MvG, Gando, Searle, Nijman, Van Veen, Bunting, Babs etc all just complete upsets ? Before some says I am paranoid and cheating and rigged games do not happen, remember on the same stage tonight was a player who was previously suspended from the game for match fixing in Nijman, as well as Barney who along with parasite Adams involved in very suspect games in modus in the past, or was it simply just one big night of bizarre results which suited certain players ? You can bet Price will be happier switching to the other half of the draw.
The funniest part of the night was MvG who brought his wife over from Holland to watch him play in a shit hole venue in a tent in winter to lose to Ian White, one of the biggest chokers on TV in the entire history of the game. He did not just lose, he got mauled....by Ian white. If MvG left his wife at home he could have gone looking for some comfort with some slapper again to cheat on his wife. Here is a smug fat ugly, ogre looking, future diabetic who once smugly said on tv that "people fear me". Not anymore ya ugly fuck.
There are people out there on twitter, absolute inbred simpletons who have publicly stated in the past on social media that MvG is a better player than Taylor. I wonder how many of them are busy deleting tweets.
On the topics of simpletons, I made a post on twitter asking if the official WDF account on youtube will be upset with me again this year for laughing at this shit that claims to be a "World championships", I then made this post
If there was a world championships for mentally stunted defects, that dicksplash would be a multiple champion.
Take a look at this section of the draw, where all 4 favourites went out
I am now off to have a watch of Modus as I often do, dependent on which players are involved, which triggered a few people on a forum I post on when I mentioned something similar last week., Ironically the very same person who claimed that Modus, WDF, challenge tours, CDC, etc are all shit, told me he was a true darts fan and I was not.
Lastly, for those that missed last weeks KotW here is a screencap
