KNOB OF THE WEEK
I am sure must not be the only one sick to the fucking teeth of Twat Porter and his bullshit, of course people who do not agree with me will cry about my opinions, so lets start with 5 actual facts that are not up for dispute.
1. The Men's WDF Lakeshite winner was not good enough to get through Q- school and earn a tour card despite how the PDC tries bullshit its viewers and have you believe this jobberfest comp is a legitimate world championships
2. The Women's WDF Lakeshite winner also was not good enough to get through Q- school and earn a tour card despite all the blatant lies how the women are as good as the men.
3. Devon Petersen, the recently crowned ADC Global Champion was not good enough to get to the second stage of Q-school let alone get a tour card.
4. Darius Labanaskaus, the reigning Modus Champion of Champions another that was not good enough to get through Q-school and he also flopped.
5. Pinnochio Sherrock was not good enough to get through Q- school and earn a tour card, in fact it was her 7th consecutive failure, I bet comms wont tell you that when they trot out that Queen of the Place bullshit.
Despite all the hype by the PDC, Modus, the ADC, it is quite clear all those hyped events, and hyped players are simply not good enough, some people were actually shocked that 2 munters, and 2 ex tour card holders who were unable to keep their previous tour cards were unable to get a card. Not one out of those 5 players missing out on tour card was a shock to me, as I am immune to the bullshit and hype from toerag cunts like Twat Porter.
NON RANKING INVITATIONAL EXBO IN THE DESERT.
Yes the Bahrain Masters started Thursday, an event where a load of Asian jobbers took on players who only turned up for a payday and not give a flying fuck, The deluded media trying to insult people's intelligence hyping this clusterfuck as an important event on the calendar and try have you believe the fat vaping kebab guzzling cunt winning this would be amazing. When Hunchback MvG turned down the chance to play in this, it tells you how meaningless this is, as is every non ranking event, which only serves as a money making deal for the PDC who then put some spin on it as "expanding the world game". Sounds great on paper, but the reality is, if the Bahrain government were not footing the bill and coughing up big bucks then Twat Porter and his little clan would be nowhere near this shithole country. Here is the hypocisy of Twat Porter
This is a country where blasphemy is against the law, your internet usage monitored, a country with the death penalty, a country which had allowed rapists to escape prosecution if they married their victims. A nation of goat fuckers, child rapists, invisible man worshipping cunts, who think women have lesser rights. Primitive fucking savages. If calling out cunts who marry children, have sex with animals, lock up people cos they refuse to believe in the same invisible man as them, and treat biological real women like shit makes me a racist, then its a badge I wear with honour. I have no problem hating rapists, animal abusers, women batterers and religious nut cases. regardless of whatever colour they are.
Amazingly Twat Porter the two faced prick said nothing about his support for rainbow laces and other gay organisations as he does back in the UK. He was silent out in Bahrain. Twat Porter said nothing about Women's rights and Women's darts either, let alone try acknowledge Noah, the man in a bra as a "woman". Odd how the agenda Twat Porter trotted out for ages suddenly is forgotten about, as soon as he gets out to camel jockey land and gets some oil money and is afraid of getting locked up with Abdul the goat fucker. What happened to those principles and beliefs he previously spouted ? This cunt has less invented principles than the parasitic spineless cunt Martin Adams. I guess it shows Twat Porter really does not believe in the woke agenda afterall and is nothing more than a sheep cunt, which can be dangerous in a country where sheep are seen as normal sexual partners. Like Wales without the sun and sand, although Wales these days does have controlled women dressed like bin liners now as well.
Me standing up for womens rights, animal welfare, and even basic human rights will still confuse those who always cry about me. Are the same butt hurt cunts gonna defend the same people that also despise the gays, trannies etc that they always stand up for ? I reckon they will still cry about me regardless, its all they have.
As for the darts, Humphries Asp was a decent watch considering how meaningless the event is. Bunting romped home against Dobey averaging around 111. Price missed double 12 for the 9 darter and did not even get a return visit as he lost the leg. Littler in his first tv title win defense averaged 105 and still lost as he got raped by Price averaging 115.Krusty was 3-1 up averaging 103 and ended up lucky to win with his 88 average against Nebrida after 21 missed doubles.
Bunting beat Humphries in a last leg decider in another decent watch, and Price beat Krusty in an average match to set up a final against Bunting. Cornholer Huw Ware barked at the crowd stop whistling, and comms told us you would not want to get on his wrong side, yeah, never turn your back on his type.I wonder if he kept his deviant behaviour hidden whilst in a country that frowns upon his activities.
Bunting beat Price in a dull final, but it was great it finished early, a decent standard throughout the session but ultimately it meant nothing as it was a meaningless event, and next week we get another non ranking invitational glorified exbo, just the type of thing we need as we get ready for the PL which is 16 weeks or whatever of non ranking invitational exbo's that are completely meaningless.
MODUS MATCH FIXING SERIES
Last week I spoke about the "legends week", and sure enough 2 of the so called legends never showed up, in Painter and speed jobber Vinny, replaced by Devon Petersen and Conan Whitehead and as expected Steve Beaton ran amok and won Group A with ease, money for jam.
Seems this modus will no longer be on youtube live every weekday, not that I would be watching live as I would be working and if I did watch the sessions it was usually in the evenings dependent on who is involved, and fast forwarding the shit that did not interest me, and is now going to be only on Pluto TV, which is not available in Ireland. If the full sessions are available on youtube in the evenings it wont make any difference but I am not buying a VPN or spending a single penny to watch shit they should be thankful anyone watches. I suspect many people around the world who are in the same position, as Pluto is only available in certain countries will never pay to watch Modus. Wat normal person would ?
Richie Burnett who finished runner up to Steve Beaton after 3 days of darts, was then in Thursday's night's group, and then Friday turned up in Portsmouth to job on the challenge tour, before driving back from Milton Keynes to Portsmouth to play in Modus on Friday. In one of his usual entertaining interviews he called himself lazy, despite going from Portsmouth to Milton Keyes and back again, said "well there are people who are stupid and there is me". When asked about the Challenge tour said "I was stuck on the M1 for 2 and a half hours,what you gonna do, my radio was not working for a start.....ah...I was tired" I could watch Richie and listen to him for hours, always a character with his mannerisms, facial expressions, and genuine upfront outgoing personality. He won his first game,lost the next 3 and still qualified for Saturday night.
PDC CHALLENGE TOUR
This kicked off today with event 1 being won by Q-school failure The Honey Monster Beau Greaves after the hideous Stefan Bellmont missed multiple darts to win the event. Event 2 was won by Carl Sneyd. A further 3 more events to come this weekend.
Bunting beat Humphries in a last leg decider in another decent watch, and Price beat Krusty in an average match to set up a final against Bunting. Cornholer Huw Ware barked at the crowd stop whistling, and comms told us you would not want to get on his wrong side, yeah, never turn your back on his type.I wonder if he kept his deviant behaviour hidden whilst in a country that frowns upon his activities.
Bunting beat Price in a dull final, but it was great it finished early, a decent standard throughout the session but ultimately it meant nothing as it was a meaningless event, and next week we get another non ranking invitational glorified exbo, just the type of thing we need as we get ready for the PL which is 16 weeks or whatever of non ranking invitational exbo's that are completely meaningless.
MODUS MATCH FIXING SERIES
Last week I spoke about the "legends week", and sure enough 2 of the so called legends never showed up, in Painter and speed jobber Vinny, replaced by Devon Petersen and Conan Whitehead and as expected Steve Beaton ran amok and won Group A with ease, money for jam.
Seems this modus will no longer be on youtube live every weekday, not that I would be watching live as I would be working and if I did watch the sessions it was usually in the evenings dependent on who is involved, and fast forwarding the shit that did not interest me, and is now going to be only on Pluto TV, which is not available in Ireland. If the full sessions are available on youtube in the evenings it wont make any difference but I am not buying a VPN or spending a single penny to watch shit they should be thankful anyone watches. I suspect many people around the world who are in the same position, as Pluto is only available in certain countries will never pay to watch Modus. Wat normal person would ?
Richie Burnett who finished runner up to Steve Beaton after 3 days of darts, was then in Thursday's night's group, and then Friday turned up in Portsmouth to job on the challenge tour, before driving back from Milton Keynes to Portsmouth to play in Modus on Friday. In one of his usual entertaining interviews he called himself lazy, despite going from Portsmouth to Milton Keyes and back again, said "well there are people who are stupid and there is me". When asked about the Challenge tour said "I was stuck on the M1 for 2 and a half hours,what you gonna do, my radio was not working for a start.....ah...I was tired" I could watch Richie and listen to him for hours, always a character with his mannerisms, facial expressions, and genuine upfront outgoing personality. He won his first game,lost the next 3 and still qualified for Saturday night.
PDC CHALLENGE TOUR
This kicked off today with event 1 being won by Q-school failure The Honey Monster Beau Greaves after the hideous Stefan Bellmont missed multiple darts to win the event. Event 2 was won by Carl Sneyd. A further 3 more events to come this weekend.
