KNOB OF THE WEEK
The award this week goes to rubber lips the hunchback MvG. After his semi final he was asked if Luke Humphries was the best player in the world currently, and Quasimdo's twin uttered than how he has not beat him, then Shrek bottled it in the final despite leading 9-5, and in one leg to take it to a decider did a chizzy and bottled 8 darts. Looking at his inflated silicon looking features as he lost was magnificent.
As most know I always disliked Scumphries as he came across as entitled, condescending and an odious maggot, but now that he has won 3 of the last 4 tv titles he has every right to act smug and entitled, but is still an odious fucker.
Credit where credit is due, in a space of 49 days, Scumphries has hoisted 3 ranking TV titles. He won more ranking tv titles in those 49 days than Bellyboy has won in fifteen years...15. Humphries has won more ranking TV titles in front of a crowd in those 49 days than Price has won in his career as the bulk of his came in empty arenas.
Luke now goes in to the World championships...the one and only world championships as joint favorite. Personally I do not think he will win it.
Despite his 3 trophies, he was poor when he lost to Wade in the European championships, and Wade at 7-6 up in the Players championships blew multiple darts in both of the following legs for 9-7 when Humphries was there for the taking. Butterbean Lukeman has his chances and never took them and as said earlier MvG at 9-5 up realistically should never have lost. So Luke is not unbeatable and now has all the extra pressure on him.
He is not alone Mvg will want to prove a point, Krusty is defending a huge wedge and he has to improve, Price also is going in to freefall. Bellyboy looks a complete mess, on the other side Wade and Anderson seem to finding form at the right time, so all in all should be a fantastic tournament especially from the last 32 onwards.
Almost 2 weeks a number of WDF players who had qualified for Bobs Salmonella Cup rocked up to the west Europe qualifier, which irritated a lot of mushrooms who were crying it was disrespectful to the WDF, as if how dare those players try better themselves. Thibault Tricole won the qualifier, and he was originally a seed for Lakeshite, and right away those mentally crippled shrooms who previously sang the praises of the French player were now bitter cunts claiming he would lose first round. Finally mushrooms are starting to realize that the top seeds in WDF shit are just fodder to make up the numbers in the real World Championships.
Previously the WDF announced that their clustefuck of an event would be shown live on Ayozat TV, which is some obscure channel that can be found on Sky TV, now it turns out only the quarters, semis and final are being shown. It would not surprise me if it was the WDF paying them as oppsoed to the other way around.
Never forget that a lot of the people responsible for putting the Jacklins in charge of the BDO are the same people behind the WDF. Do you think when the BDO died, those people woke up the next morning after developing intelligence ? Of course not.
Even the channel showing this muck do not even know who was playing in the event, this is what they posted on twitter, not knowing that Suzuki is playing at Ally Pally
This is going to be comedy gold, more golden than the arms and necks of Jobby George and Parasite Adams.
