KNOB OF THE WEEK
KotW this week goes to the prancing, dancing & mincing twink Barbara van den Bergh who this week claimed MVG was a better player than Phil Taylor because...wait for it, MvG hit "highest averages".
This shows the levels of ignorance of this cunt. Has he forgotten how Taylor reduced the rubber lipped Dutch hunchback to tears on tv more than once ? The same MvG that lost in more World Championships than Taylor has in his entire career.
Taylor has 16 world titles, MvG has 3 and not won it in over 4 years. Taylor never went that long without a world title.
Taylor has 16 Matchplays to MvG's paltry 3. There is not a single ranking major that Taylor does not dominate him in titles, even secondary TV titles no one on Earth comes close to Taylor.
To put this into perspective Taylor has won 79 Premier Events, That is the same total as MvG, James Wade, Gary Anderson, Peter Wright and Gerwyn Price combined. Taylor won 100% of all majors in a year, on 4 separate ocassions, something Hunchback could never do. MvG is a class player but was simply not at Taylor' s level
As for the deluded twinks reasoning of "higher averages", Taylor has set tournament averages that no one has ever come close to, not even the bald Dutch prick in his prime could reach. Factor in most of Taylors were on the shitty Unicorn boards, in times of smaller trebles also.
In 2009 Taylor won the European championships with a competition average of 111.54. His lowest average in the entire competition was 109.35 in the final.
The year previous to that, also in the European Championships he had a competition average of 108.20 which included 2 averages over 113.
I doubt these records will ever be broken, nor has hunchback hit 2 nine darters in the same game, and set other countless records that will never be broken. I could write paragraph after paragraph of things Taylor achieved in the game that Hunchback has not done, but because rubber lips hit a huge average 123.40 in a non ranking, invitational exbo years ago, a dancing prick who spends more time fucking Sarah Miklowski instead of his own wife thinks a one off average somehow compensates for 79 premier events....go figure. I am delighted the prick is sliding down the rankings.
PDC WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS
There was a lot of crying this week, from not only mushrooms but PDC kiss arse cunts over a few things the PDC did.
First you had mutants like Phil hippo Barrs crying because the PDC floor championships are all now going to be mid week, and he was crying how non professional players will not be able to get time off work to attend all these.Why does he care so much, what a kiss arse cunt.
There are 2 ways of looking at this, if you are one of those lower ranked players, and you are whining cos of work etc, then you were never fully committed so fuck off back to the WDF, Modus or shelf stacking at tesco, you wont be missed. If however you are committed to really trying, then see this as an opportunity to take advantage of all the other deluded dreamers around you who will skulk off or be unable to attend , and make hay whilst the sun shines.
In the end it no matter how good every single player in the PDC is, there will always be players lose their tourcard. As a player all you have to do is be better than the worst 64, and if you are not good enough to do that, then maybe you are not good enough to be professional, it is not brain surgery. Besides, if a lot of players don't turn up mid week, and you do, and its a weaker field, is that not an advantage to those that make the effort ? If a player who turns up and cannot take advantage of the even weaker fields with a lot of players dropping out, it might eventually dawn on them they are not good enough. Go play ADC or prop up modus, play local opens, it would have to be better than the constant pressure of trying to eek out an existence on the PDC.
From a personal standpoint, as someone who finishes work around 2pm most days after an early start, midweek streamed ranking darts is a great thing, and passes my afternoon, and frees up more weekends for socialising. Unlike hippo Barrs and others, I do not give a fuck if some deluded jobbers with dreams that outweighs their ability fails to cut it on the tour, as next year there will be no shortage of more deluded jobbers paying up front for the same chance to give it a go.
The PDC made over 10 million profit last year, do mushrooms really think the PDC are going to change a successful business model all some clueless fuckwits with outdated mentalities stuck in the 70s are upset on social media ? If one tenth of all these mushrooms who spend their time online crying about the PDC and their supposed love of the WDF actually went and supported WDF darts maybe the WDF would not be so broke. Again that is another truth they don't like hearing.
These Mushrooms are without a shadow of doubt the most retarded people you will ever have the misfortune to come across. These cretins actually believe the WDF run darts, I shit thee not. This week the PDC told the WDF that any player that plays in their mickey mouse shit that they hilariously call a world championships, will not be allowed in the 2024 PDC Real world championships. The PDC made this decision, and the so called governing body has zero control, nor should they. Right away Mushrooms all over twitter, facebook and forums were out in force crying how Luke Littler who has already decided to play the PDC now wont be at the WDF crap, and how the Honey Monster will most likely choose WDF, ergo denying the suck ups a chance to see her at Ally Pally.
I think this is a great decision by the PDC, pick one and stick with it, remember how years ago mushrooms were out in force defending wormfood Olly Croft when he said "we dont owe the players a living" ? They defended Olly at the time yet here we are now and they complain about the PDC as if somehow the PDC are not giving those players a living", it's suddenly an issue for the mushrooms, what a coincidence huh ? Amazing how they had no problem before. Unlike the BDO who claimed to not owe the players a living, the PDC has an actual proper, well funded tour on offer something the BDO did not have at the time.
Secondly, how many non PDC players from the WDF earn from events like the PDC Challenge tour and Development tour, tours the PDC finance for so called amateur players ? But Mushrooms with an agenda will ignore the obvious to play victim and portray any image in order to brainwash other sheep with their blatant agenda.
One cunt I saw who has history of making pedo remarks about children on forums, and was kicked off a forum I posted on, was crying on another forum how "the PDC don't care about amateur darts". Even if true, which it is not, so what ?
Its not the responsibility of the PDC to care for it, their job is to care for the Professional game, that is what the P stands for in the PDC. It is the responsibility of the WDF to care for the amateur game, and if the amateur game is in the shit, them blame the WDF, it is after all their only fucking job.
But why let all these facts and truth get in the way of mushrooms crying and wanting to blame the PDC for the failures of the WDF, the lack of ability or commitment in players, these brain dead fuckwits despise the PDC and resent the success, I am sure they would prefer the game if it was like it was in those dark ears under Olly Croft before the split. The BDO might have died, sadly those with that mentality are still drawing breath.
If the WDF came out and admitted officially their so called event was not a world championships but their premier yearly amateur event, I would have no issue with players playing both, but as long as the WDF keep up this ridiculous bullshit as presenting their muck as some official proper worlds, then no player should be playing in both in a same year.
Here is another truth WDF morons don't like hearing, the amateur game is better now than it was a few years ago, and not because of the WDF but in spite of those absolute useless cunts. The amateur game is better because of Modus and to a lesser extant the ADC which has some of its weekly winners prop up Modus, and don' forget the PDC Challenge and Development tours. A player today playing amateur darts and being relatively successful on the challenge tour and Modus could make as much if not more than a lot of PDC players outside the top 70 or so. So when I hear this nonsense how the PDC don't care about the amateur game it only serves to highlight the ignorance of those people. How much has the non tour card amateur player Luke littler earned this year ? It is far more than some tour card holders, the money is there if you are good enough.
Another announcement of note in the 2024 PDC Calendar was how the non ranking, invitational, glorified exhibition roadshow known as the Premier League was starting the day before the non ranking Masters, so effectively the PDC will have their clique players and favorites sorted by the end of the World championships. I am glad the non ranking Masters will not be used as some sort of qualifier for the PL, as it was unfair that winners of this non ranking event got in the PL when winners of proper ranking events were left out as has happened in previous years because they were not part of Sky or the PDC favorites
WORLD SERIES OF DARTS FINAL
First game up was Magpie Willie O'Connor, and despite like watching Magpie, its hard to be interested in yet another non ranking glorified exbo, even if comms stupidly kept calling this a major. No one with a clue considers this major, and even as a Wade fan , who saw Wade win this years back, its no major. I had it on in the background but hard to get interested in something that is insignificant. If winning a ranking comp like the European Championships which happens later in the calendar year can still see you left out of the PL what is really on offer other than the cheque for the players, as for fans, I personally am fed up of non ranking events like this, the Masters, the PL, etc. If you discount the game between Dirk van Duijvenbode and Danny Noppert, the highest winning average in the entire boring session was a paltry 91.46 from the Magpie, most games were won with an average in the 80s.
In fact the best part of the whole broadcast was the post match analysis where Mason spoke about the miserable cunt Barney, and the lazy Ricky Evans. Fuck the next session, got better things to be doing than watching that on a Saturday night.
MODUS
The 6 qualifiers for their Finals night tomorrow are Berry van Peer, Robert Grundy, Robert Thornton, P.P..P..Paul Ho.Ho..Ho Hogan, Chas Barstow & Adam Hunt
